July 13, 2010
Hillbilly health club, revisited
Our latest exercise equipment.
From time to time, this blog highlights offerings from the Goat Rope Hillbilly Health Club, which features such high tech exercise equipment as chain saws, sledge hammers, splitting mauls, dirty barns, pitchforks and wheel barrows.
On display now is little Edith Ann, one of our aerobic training devices. Longtime viewers of this blog will recognize her but may not realize that a dog might be better than a treadmill when it comes to exercise. A study in Great Britain found that dog-owners who regularly walk their beasts get more exercise in than the average gym-goer.
(Besides, I have a theory that it is an offense against whatever gods may be to use a treadmill on a pretty day.)
In little Edith Ann's case, it's two miles early in the morning and two more at night. At a year old, Edith is pretty high energy but we also have Arpad, a slower model for beginners:
It is not recommended for the same person to walk both at the same time as this can overstretch the arms.
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