February 08, 2008
WEEKEND SPECIAL: THE CANINE FILM CRITIC ON "THE QUEEN"
Note to first time visitors: It is the policy of this blog to cover fairly serious human issues during the week. Weekends, however, are reserved for the contributions of various animals in and around Goat Rope Farm.
This weekend, we welcome back a perennial favorite, boxer and official Goat Rope film critic Mr. Sandor Sege (pronounced Shandor SHEGG-ay). The reader should be reminded that Mr. Sege suffered a head injury when he crashed into a wall whilst chasing a squeaky toy and has been known on occasion to transpose the plots of the films he discusses. Nevertheless, we are convinced that his unique insights into the world of cinema more than compensate for this regrettable shortcoming.
It is our hope that (bio)diverse features such as this will elevate the current level of cultural discourse and promote a greater appreciation of both the humanities and the animalities.
THE CANINE FILM CRITIC EXPLAINS "THE QUEEN"
OK so this movie was kind of a disappointment cause I thought it was going to be about Freddie Mercury. But there wasn't any Bohemian rhapsody.
Instead, it was about this queen woman who doesn't even look like Freddie. Her daughter in law who she didn't really like that much got really messed up in a pro boxing fight, which I guess means she can't run for president.
I was kind of surprised since I thought Mr. Miyagi taught her better than to get beat up.
So after she gets really jacked in the ring she becomes this schoolteacher in LA who tries to teach kids not to hate each other. At first they're like all mean to each other but then they work it out and break into this big casino and make a lot of money.
That part was awesome but it would have been better with Freddie. Moomus and Doodus say everything goes better with Freddie.
GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED