October 19, 2007
WEEKEND SPECIAL: STEWPOT ROOSTER, CULTURE WARRIOR
For first time readers, this blog generally covers fairly serious human issues during the week. Weekends, however, are reserved for the commentaries of various animals in and around Goat Rope Farm.
This weekend, we once again welcome Stewpot Rooster, culture warrior. Stewpot is director of the Goat Rope Farm Family Values Coalition and is an ardent supporter of the recent effort to ban books at Nitro High School and anywhere else for that matter.
It is our hope that by providing room for the expression of (bio) diverse viewpoints, we are reducing the tragic polarization of our times and promoting a climate of deep listening and profound mutual respect.
Disclaimer: the opinions expressed by talking animals are not necessarily those of the Goat Rope staff or management.
STEWPOT ROOSTER, CULTURE WARRIOR, SPEAKS ON CENSORSHIP
It's about time they got around to banning books around here. Books are stupid anyway. Once people start reading them, they get all kinds of crazy ideas.
You don't want your precious innocent children having ideas do you? I didn't think so. It's been proven over and over again that ideas lead to thinking and thinking leads to harder stuff.
How else do you think the weaselly bunch of pointed headed swishy pinko liberals are going to succeed in taking over the country if they don't get people to think? First, they get your kids reading, then they turn em into a bunch of gibbering homosexuals, then they take your guns. Then it'll be too late!
Goodbye Hank Jr., hello show tunes...
All I can say is, not on my watch!
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