WEEKEND SPECIAL: MORE ADVICE FOR THE LOVELORN FROM A PEACOCK

(Photo credit: La Cabra)

For first time readers, this blog generally covers serious issues during the week, seasoned with gratuitous animal pictures.

During the weekend, however, the animals get to speak for themselves.

This weekend, we are pleased to once again welcome Ferdinand the peacock, Goat Rope Farm's gangster of love, who will once again offer advice for the romantically challenged.

(Note: Goat Rope will assume no liability or responsibility for the consequences of actually following his advice.)

FERDINAND'S ADVICE FOR THE LOVELORN

Dear Ferdinand,

A while back I read your advice about how to approach someone for a date and unfortunately I took it. I went up to a woman and tried to poof up my tail feathers even though I don't have any. Then I shook my bottom and rotated just like you said.

Not only did I not get a date, I got arrested instead. Thanks for nothing!

Signed,

Jailed in Jackson County

Dear Jailed in Jackson County,

Silly little human, it is a wonder to me that there are so many of you given that people are so stupid in the matters of love. Perhaps you are cloned or grow from pods...

Obviously, you did not do it right. If you did, you would now be luxuriantly sipping the ambrosia of Aphrodite.

Since you are so obtuse, I will show you how it is done. Watch this video and learn.

Signed,

Ferdinand the Peacock
GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED