A friend just sent me a link to this Australian news story about a helicopter disabled by a goat while on a mission of mercy. Clarification: the helicopter, not the goat, was the one on the mission. A goat on a mercy mission would REALLY be news.
Off topic, one bill being kicked around at the bad idea factory, aka WV legislature, is photo ID/voter suppression. Here's a good take on this from the Huntington Herald-Dispatch.
And one more for the road: here's a recent poll of presidential favorites in WV with some surprising results.