The Gentle Reader may perhaps recall my campaign to update the WV state motto from "Mountaineers are always free" to "You can't make this **** up." Here is another reason why:
A friend of mine recently sent me a link to a story about a person sentenced to prison after a car wreck that left chickens, marijuana and improvised explosive devices (IEDs) scattered on Interstate 79. If memory serves, there was an AK-47 on hand as well.
In my friend's words, "He had it all...and lost it."
(I seem to recall that in the wake of the accident a WV game began where people would come up with their own list of three random things scattered on the interstate, but it would be hard to top the real thing.)