So this Sunday the Spousal Unit and I dragged ourselves to early Episcopal services. There was a Bible in the pew (!) so I figured what the hell, metaphorically speaking. I wound up in chapter 32 of Ezekiel with this cheerful message:
I will cast you out on the earth
and throw you on the open ground.
I will cause all the birds in the sky to settle on you,
and all the beasts of the earth to devour you.
Your flesh I will set upon the mountains,
and I will fill the valleys with your gore.
I'm beginning to think 2015 is gunning for me. On the bright side, it would be an eco-friendly way to go.