Alternative mottos

The state motto of El Cabrero's beloved state of West Virginia is "Mountaineers are always free." I really like that one, although perhaps it was adopted before some residents of my state became as habituated to groveling at the feet of corporations as they are today.

If we had to bring that motto up, or, more accurately, down to date, I'm not sure what it would be. My first choice would be this:

West Virginia: you can't make this **** up.

Other possibilities include:

West Virginia: Open for Poison

or

West Virginia: Safe to Flush.

Any suggestions?

p.s. I'd totally love to be proven wrong about this by subsequent events.