If you just want to see something amusing today, click here. You'll never think about toy dinosaurs the same way again.
AND IF THAT DIDN'T WORK, check out this harmonica playing elephant.
OK, ENOUGH CUTE. Here's a look at the connection between zombies, international politics and 21st century anxieties.
AND YOU CAN HEAR THEM ALL THE TIME IN WV. From Bloomberg by way of Ken Ward's Coal Tattoo, here are some bad arguments from the coal industry.
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