May 12, 2012

Wardrobe malfunction

Arpad, the Great Pyrenees security chief at Goat Rope Farm, is hitting a rough patch. When summer approaches, he gets pretty miserable with his long hair. The Spousal Unit generally tries to give him an annual summer shave.

This time around, she had to stop after only partially shaving his head and shoulders. He looks a bit...well...circumcised. For a few days, he's even seemed a little self conscious about his appearance. If he was a character in Game of Thrones, they'd call him something like Arpad Halfshorn and he'd probably live at Winterfell.

We hope to remedy this situation this weekend. Arpad belongs anywhere but in between.

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