Of telling Toto that we're not in Kansas anymore

El Cabrero is still taking time off in Italy, which is nice but distinctly un-American. I think Sarah Palin would have a hard time campaigning here.

There have been any number of signs of not being in Freedomland. One of these is the fact that the food and wine are better but there is less obesity. Another sure sign is how some streets are named. I think you'd have to scour the US pretty hard to find a plaza named after a revolutionary Marxist theorist like Antonio Gramsci (1891-1937).

Fox News would have a cow.

GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED