December 29, 2007

WEEKEND SPECIAL: CAT DENIES RUMORS



GOAT ROPE FARM-- Wu, orange kitten and all-round athletic supporter, has denied rumors that he has been tapped to coach football at WVU in the wake of the departure of Rich Rodriguez.

Wu did not return phone calls, although he issued a statement through his publicist that he is "more interested in chasing balls around than in telling other people how to do it."

GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED

4 comments:

Buzzardbilly said...

Wu could be the twin of my Screechycat (aka Teh Buddha). I think Wu could whip the whole situation right into shape.

El Cabrero said...

Orange kitties are wicked kitties. Wu also declines to comment on his college transcripts.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Wu is fabulous! I’ve not seen such a cute kitten since my Alex was a young ‘un.

In 2008, may you and all of the Goat Rope creatures have… -
Walls for the wind
And a roof for the rain,
And drinks bedside the fire
Laughter to cheer you
And those you love near you,
And all that your heart may desire

Jay said...

Orange cats are the best. Every one I've ever had was flat out nuts. Completely fearless, which is usually their undoing.