December 29, 2007
WEEKEND SPECIAL: CAT DENIES RUMORS
GOAT ROPE FARM-- Wu, orange kitten and all-round athletic supporter, has denied rumors that he has been tapped to coach football at WVU in the wake of the departure of Rich Rodriguez.
Wu did not return phone calls, although he issued a statement through his publicist that he is "more interested in chasing balls around than in telling other people how to do it."
GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED