In Goat Rope’s continuing efforts to provide fair and balanced coverage of the issues of today, we are pleased to once again welcome Professor Denton “Denny” Dimwit, Ph. D. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center, which is not yet affiliated with the WVU Entrepreneurship Center but is getting closer every day.
THE DIMWIT DISPATCH
OK. I see you had some more stupid stuff in this blog about free trade. Free trade is AWESOME. Yeah. It lets the market do whatever it wants to do. That’s the way it should be, see? If the market wants to use the bathroom on your rug, deal with it. Because whatever it does is good. If it wasn’t, it wouldn’t. Got it?
The market automatically puts everything where it’s supposed to be, based completely on merit.
I can prove it. OK. You know what I’ve got? I’ve got this BIG hen. I mean she’s huge. She’d make about six of me. Man… And I’m the only rooster, see? Isn’t that great? Yowza! That’s the market and I say don’t mess with it.
Here’s the scientific economistic proof. OK. X-1 means a rooster just like me without a BIG hen. That would be bad, see? Especially if it was me! So let’s stick with X. That’s what I say
And that’s the truth. You bet your cloaca.
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