Weekend special: really easy Bruce Springsteen quiz

The Chicken Man in his house.

The staff of Goat Rope ceaselessly works to make this a full service blog. For your weekend diversion, here's a very easy Bruce Springsteen lyrics quiz.

Enjoy--and remember--Real Men and Women don't google this stuff!

1. What happened to the Chicken Man and his house?

2. What, if anything, do the poets 'round here write?

3. With what, exactly, is the highway jammed?

4. Who was checking out the weather?

5. What would it take to satisfy a king?

6. Name something that will pass you by really quickly (unless you're like Bruce).

7. Where will these two lanes take us?

8. What happened way back in the Bible?

9. What was lining Yellow Creek?

10. Why don't Rosalita's mom like him?

GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: SOMEWHERE IN THE DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

Weekend special: Dylan quiz

The staff at Goat Rope strives ceaselessly to make this a full service blog. We are therefore pleased to present our first Bob Dylan lyric quiz. Do your best on the questions and remember--googling is no fair.

Answers will appear in Monday's post.

1. Why don't the pump work?

2. What was Romeo moaning?

3. What must you be in order to live outside the law?

4. What does Maggie's brother hand you?

5. Who are the people who run a brick and tile company?

6. Where were the girls playing five card stud?

7. What was the doctor's advice to the hysterical bride?

8. When did the priest wear black?

9. What happens when you bite off more than you can chew?

10. What came through the line of the pay phone that just about blew the mind of the narrator of a certain song?

GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: DYLANESQUE