Note to first time readers: Generally, this blog covers fairly serious human issues during the week. Weekends, however, are reserved for the commentaries of various animals in and around Goat Rope Farm.
This weekend, we are pleased to once again welcome bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of Goat Rope Farm Public Policy Foundation, a senior fellow at several libertarian and conservative think tanks, and an economic advisor to the Bush administration.
It is our hope that features such as this will reduce the tragic polarization of our times, promote a climate of deep listening and profound mutual respect, and encourage a greater appreciation of both the humanities and the animalities.
THE DIMWIT DISPATCH
Crudawackabamalamadingdong!
Can this blog get any stupider? I didn't think so.
I noticed some really stupid things in here this week against supply side economics. Let me tell you--supply side economics is AWESOME.
I can prove it statisticoempiricalomathematicologically.
Look at that picture. The little dark guy in the background is me. Pretty handsome, huh? Thanks for noticing.
And see what's standing in front of me? That BIG hen? Yowza! That's what I'm talking about.
I represent demand. Oh yeah...And she represents supply. Out the wazoo...
That's the beauty of the market.
And that's the truth. You bet your cloaca.
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5 comments:
Dude what are u token!
Dear Anonymous,
Thanks for the comment. Dr. Dimwit has asked me to state on his behalf the he does not smoke, drink or take drugs, even though these are market transactions.
His main indulgence was alluded to in his commentary.
(I understand it all, cuz.)
I went to the Fairfield County Fair the other day, and the prize roosters didn't measure up to yours at all. Do you enter Dr. Dimwit or any of the others in your county fairs??
Also, our marathon is taking place in a few weeks. Coming up?
Whoops, I forgot to mention:
I use the phrase "you bet your cloaca" to the parrots. It never occurred to me to use a phrase like that, but it works for us now. I think they like it. Thanks!
Hey Cuz,
I wish I was up to a marathon but it ain't in the cards this year anyway.
Re: fairs. Dr. Dimwit isn't interested in that kind of competition. I think he's gunning for the Nobel Prize in economics and he's in a fowl mood that they passed him up again. He's been muttering about socialistic Scandanavians all weekend.
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