WEEKEND SPECIAL: THE CANINE FILM CRITIC EXPLAINS "THE BREAKFAST CLUB"

Note for first time visitors: This blog generally covers fairly serious issues during the week. Weekends are reserved for the commentaries of various animals in and around Goat Rope Farm.

(Note: we are not implying that the contributions of the animals are not serious, although it is difficult to make a categorical statement in this regard.)

This weekend we once again welcome our official film critic, Mr. Sandor Sege (pronounced Shandor SHEGG-ay). We must remind readers that Mr. Sege sustained a head injury when he crashed into a wall whist chasing a squeaky toy. As a result, he has been known on occasion to transpose the plots of the films he discusses. Nonetheless, we are convinced that his unique insights into the world of cinema more than compensate for this regrettable shortcoming.

It is our hope that features such as this will contribute to a greater appreciate of both the humanities and the animalities.

THE CANINE FILM CRITIC EXPLAINS "THE BREAKFAST CLUB"

OK, so this movie is about like these high school kids who get in trouble and have to go to detention hall on the weekend. It's kind of like when Moomus and Doodus make me get in my crate.

I think they've forgot about my crate lately. I hope so cause I don't like going there. In the movie though when the kids go to their crate there are other kids there...

The soccer team was supposed to go to detention too except their plane crashed in the Andes and they had to eat each other...

So anyway the kids in detention start talking to each other and start to become friends except for this one girl who wants to be a pro boxer. I'm a boxer too. One time I clonked Doodus in the eye when we were playing squeaky toy.

So anyway the girl starts to train for a match with Patrick Swayze except they don't hit but kind of spin and twirl around. I think that's a symbol of like weather or something.

When it's time for the match, she's in this coliseum in gladiator costume and is about to fight when this big fire-breathing Japanese monster with all these spines down his back destroys Tokyo.

The whole band gets put in jail after the concert.

It was awesome.

GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED