August 05, 2006
WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON THE TROJAN WAR
Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned commentary by bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center and is this blog's weekend commentator.
Generally, Dr. Dimwit uses this opportunity to comment on the week's posts, not generally favorably. To follow his erudite commentary, it may be best to scan the blog posts for the previous week.
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THE DIMWIT DISPATCH
Crudawakazimini! What kind of jibbering idiots write for this blog during the week anyway?
What's all this stuff about Homer and the Trojan War? The Iliad is stupid. The only cool part is Helen of Troy but they managed to screw that up too. Instead of being a woman, Helen should be a BIG hen! Yowza! That's what I'm talking about.
And that guy Paris? They need to change it to make him a handsome bantam rooster like me. Exactly like me in fact.
Then get rid of all the other characters and it would be perfect. Yeah man.
That's the beauty of the market.
And that's the truth. You bet your cloaca.
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