August 11, 2006

WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON MEN'S AND WOMEN'S WORK


Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned commentary by bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit.

Dr. Dimwit is regarded by Goat Rope staff as by far the most intelligent representative of unrestrained market theory of economics. For first time visitors, it is usually Dr. Dimwit's policy to use this space to comment on previous posts in this week's Goat Rope.

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THE DIMWIT DISPATCH

Curdawackadiddle! This blog is a regular septic tank submarine! Except stupider...

OK, I see where the wibberjibbers who write for this thing had two things in there this week about men and women in the workforce. Let me explain all about work scientificometrically.

Work is a great thing for everybody but me. The more and the harder everybody else works for the less wages, the better off they'll be, see? That way, they're contributing to the economy instead of wasting money on themselves. That's the way the market works.

The market knows its doing and what's good for you better than you do.
If you don't believe me, I can prove it algebraicotrigonometrically and empircoobservationally.

First take the square root of negative one and stick it up your nose! Then take a look at the picture. The little handsome guy in the background is me. And see what's in front of me, huh? That BIG hen? She's huge! I mean gargantuan. The earth quakes when she walks. And you know what? She's with me, Jack! Got it?

That's the beauty of the market.

And that's the truth. You bet your cloaca.


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