July 08, 2006

WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT DISCOURSES CIVILLY


Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned commentary by bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton “Denny” Dimwit.

Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center, one of West Virginia’s leading animal-led policy centers, which is in our opinion at least as intellectually rigorous as most human-led institutions of a similar bent.

It is our profound hope that by providing space for divergent viewpoints we are countering the tragic polarization of our times and promoting a culture based on profound mutual respect, deep listening, and civil discourse.

THE DIMWIT DISPATCH


Crudawackadoodle! This blog puts the “duh” in dumb! The wingnuts who put this thing out have jumped in every pile they could find this week.

Minimum wage—who needs it? You should pay for the privilege of working. And that cat had better steer clear of me if he knows what’s good for him. I’m the mayor of this town, got it?

And all this stuff about taxes and the national debt—who cares? That keeps the bankers in business. The best way to create wealth is to give it to someone like me. Exactly like me, as a matter of fact.

And don’t even get me started about the peacocks.

The only legitimate business of government is to privatize stuff—and they should contract that out too!

And speaking of private, check out that picture. The little handsome guy is me. And see what’s beside of me? The BIG hen? That’s private, Jack! She’s with me, got it? Yowza! Hands and feathers off, OK?!

That’s the beauty of the market.

And that’s the truth. You bet your cloaca.


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