July 29, 2006
WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON GROWING INEQUALITY
It is the policy of the weekend edition of the Goat Rope to feature guest editorials by bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit.
Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center and is regarded by Goat Rope staff as by far the most intelligent free market economist of our times.
Dr. Dimwit generally uses this space to comment, not usually favorably, on the past week's Goat Rope. It is our fondest hope that by providing for the expression of differing viewpoints we are overcoming the tragic polarization of our times and contributing to a climate of deep listening, profound mutual respect, and civil discourse.
THE DIMWIT DISPATCH
Crudawongapotamus! This blog stinks worse than the dead possum up the road! Did the jibbering dingbats who put this thing out roll around in it or what?
And what's this stupid stuff Friday about growing inequality? Growing inequality is AWESOME! The more the better I say.
I can prove it by empirico-observationo-experimentology. Just look at the picture. I'm the incredibly handsome little guy in the backround. See what's in front of me? Know what that is? Let me tell you. That's one BIG hen.
I mean she's huge. She's got her own zip code and gravitational field. And you know what else? She's with me, Jack!
Talk about growing inequality...she's getting bigger every day. You don't see me complaining do you? Yowza! Bring it on!
That's the beauty of the market.
And that's the truth. You bet your cloaca.
GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED
by El Cabrero