July 01, 2006

WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON CIVIL SOCIETY


Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned discourse by bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center.

It is our fondest hope that by providing space for opposing and non-human viewpoints, we are promoting a climate of profound mutual respect, utmost civility, and deep listening.

THE DIMWIT DISPATCH

Crudamakazookie! It looks like the flakes who write for this blog during the week haven't been taking their anti-stupid pills. I know where you can find some good ones--check the goat pen!

And what's all this goofy stuff on the public sphere and civil society? I don't like the sound of that. All those people jabbering at each other would just gum up the efficiency of the market.

I say shut up and go to the mall! And if you can't afford to do that, then at least have the decency to get locked up in a private prison so you can contribute to the economy.

And as far as all that social capital junk goes, there's only one kind that I'm interested in, baby. Check out the picture. The little handsome guy is me. Pretty sharp, huh? And see what's standing to my right? That's right, it's one BIG hen. Yeah man! She's with me, Jack, got it? Yowza!

That's the beauty of the market.

That's the truth. You bet your cloaca.


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