June 09, 2006
WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON PRIVATIZATION
Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned commentary from bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center and is an ardent admirer of the WVU Entrepreneurship Center.
Once again, we must state firmly and clearly that Denny Dimwit is NOT ghostwriting for the weekly political columnist of the (WV) State Journal. This persistent rumor has reached the level of an urban legend. We believe that while both writers tend to be repetitious and agree on the virtues of the market, any reader would have to admit that Dr. Dimwit and the columnist in question have different writing styles and that the former is much more subtle and nuanced. And, to our knowledge, the latter has never weighed in on the subject of BIG hens.
And, while Denny Dimwit often expresses opinions that differ from those normally featured in the Goat Rope, we are convinced that this sharing of diverse viewpoints reduces the tragic polarization of our times and promotes a climate of mutual respect and deep listening.
THE DIMWIT DISPATCH
Crudapalooza! Where did you get the losers who write for this blog anyway? What pile did they crawl out of? I'm getting sick of looking at goat pictures too. It's bad enough to have to live in the same barn with them.
You've had a lot of really stupid stuff in here lately about privatization. What's wrong with privatization? Privatization is AWESOME. The only thing you really need government for is to privatize stuff and keep it that way. And they should contract that out too.
I can prove it micro and macro economicostatisticametically.
Check out the picture. That small dark handsome guy on the left is me. That's micro. See that BIG hen in that picture? That's macro. Yowza! She's with me, got it? Hands and feathers off, Jack!
That's privatization and that's the beauty of the market.
That's the truth. You bet your cloaca.
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