June 16, 2006

WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT GIVES ADVICE


Goat Rope is pleased to feature another learned discourse from bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center, which models itself closely on the WVU Entrepreneurship Center.

Dr. Dimwit has also requested that we once again state most emphatically that despite widespread and persistent rumors, he is not now nor has he ever ghost-written the weekly political columns of the (WV) State Journal.

By providing a forum for diverse human and animal viewpoints, the Goat Rope hopes to counter today's tragically polarized state of civil discourse and promote a culture based on mutual respect, deep listening and courtesy.

THE DIMWIT DISPATCH

Crudamacaroni! What's up with this blog this week? It's not just stupid--it's weird.

You guys need to lighten up and relax a little. I recommend spending time with BIG hens.

On second thought, forget that. Leave the BIG hens to me. And don't even think about the one in the picture. She's with me, got it? Yowza!

That's the beauty of the free market. And that's the truth.

You bet your cloaca.


GOAT ROPE ADVISORY LEVEL: ELEVATED

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