May 12, 2006

WEEKEND SPECIAL: DENNY DIMWIT ON CORPORATE WELFARE



The Goat Rope is pleased to once again feature a learned discourse from bantam rooster and noted free market economist Dr. Denton "Denny" Dimwit. Dr. Dimwit is director of the Goat Rope Farm Entrepreneurship Center, which is not directly affiliated with the WVU Entrepreneurship Center, although it regards the latter with great admiration.

Dr. Dimwit was selected to be a featured writer because, after thoroughly investigating the field, Goat Rope is convinced that Dr. Dimwit is smarter, more articulate, and better looking than other free market economists. He also has the biggest hen in proportion to body mass.

More importantly, we believe that opening Goat Rope to diverse viewpoints in a climate of mutual respect will contribute to greater civility and courtesy in our society at large.

THE DIMWIT DISPATCH

Crudirini! This blog is getting stupider every week! It must be written by slime molds...really stupid slime molds.

What's all this stuff from yesterday about corporate welfare and the corporate nanny state? You don't get it, do you? Once you buy the government, you can do anything you want with it. It's private property.

And speaking of nannies, check out the picture. The dark handsome guy in the background is me. Now check out what's in front of me. You know what that is? Huh? I'll tell you. That's one BIG hen. Yowza! And you know what? She's with me, got it? Yeah man. It's more proof of the beauty of the market.

That's the truth. You bet your cloaca.


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